And their scat flicks ALWAYS show on time.

Alec ftw.

Bill Hicks broke into the George Lucas ranch just before he died of cancer and watched Star Wars: Episode 1.  He loved it.

Seems Legit.

BLESS YOU!

Billie Holiday?

You don't have to be gay to smoke pot and vote Democrat.  But it helps…

Those sleeves look pretty tight!

I don't buy it - I've tried to smoke ashes before - the smoke's already gone.

A) Licking ass and "love of shit" are two completely different things - just ask Dan Savage.

Wait - Seagal downed 100 cocks?  You're burying the lead, AVClub!

How dare you speak ill of a revered former head of state!  Cheney is a national treasure - and almost as popular as the movie of the same name.

Whenever I hear the name "Bil Hicks" I think he's one of the blue collar comedy guys - maybe it's his name or that he was from Texas.

Filthy Dutchman…

I'm thinking more like Jeffrey Ross ending up like Greg Giraldo.

I believe having Tyson there will hurt the roast; it's bad enough when there's someone who can't take a joke or who has no comedic timing.  Add to that someone with the ability to punch you brain-dead and paralyzed - that's a recipe for a comedic shit sandwich.

Ricky Gervais' teeth hosting the Oscars would be better than Anne Hathaway's mouth.

In a Nirvana biography by Everett True they describe Pat's first gig with them where he shows up with a jackson or Ibanez guitar and everyone agrees that just won't do.  He ended up borrowing a Mosrite or something.

If these two could just swap chins…

I tend to focus on certain stories, mainly ones involving anyone named "Baldwin" and/or "Alec."