I'm still pissed about the gal who chose to drink a banana slug daiquiri over a "super" spicy (pure habanero or something) bloody mary.

You know, during the time Jesus lived the Romans were openly pro-pedophilia, and yet at no point does Jesus clearly state that what they are doing to young boys is wrong.

I have always loved Weird Al, but I heard from a semi-reliable source that he's kind of a jerk in person, at least to people who aren't clearly fans or other artists (as in low level music industry types he has no reason to butter up.)

Even if and Especially When…

Ricky, that spiel came out just a little bit too easy…

If allowing everybody the right to legally marry is mischief, then yes.

I beg to differ. Have you seen what just happened in New York?

Gee, heh heh, she's a gold digger, snarf snarf…

Dr., you are very brave for responding to your own comment.

She must've smelled what the Rock was c…

All I know is - Animal should be the drummer for a band called My Morning Jackoff.

I can't see the name of one of these bands without thinking "My Morning Jackoff."

Triangle Man hates Particle Man. Both men hate Jay.

Exit Swan the Grit Speech Bone Network.

Are you trying to fire me from my AVClub handle?

Is Lady Gaga the Carole King of the 2010's?

It's a post modern disease, now available at Target!

That's unfunny right there.

Top 5 Limited Story telling?
If only Brian and Anderson of The Film Vault had seen this movie before their last episode.

So, why is an ugly, super tall retired pitcher getting a talk show?