@Murray—Present - Carbon is element #8 (google the Periodic Table.) It's the basis for all life, bonds with just about any other element (specifically hydrogen, as in hydrocarbons, as in everything that creates electricity or fire), and is what diamonds, graphite, coal, and white dwarf stars are made out of.

Is the phenomenon of FM rock radio acting as though Nirvana never happened a purely Portland thing, or is this happening nationwide?

The extras only seem awesome in comparison to this crummy show.

I hear it's a real "seller's market" in Florida, if you catch my drift…

I'm consistently surprised how loud Backpackers are. Not exactly a dreadnought, but fairly ample considering.

Anyone self deprecating enough to call himself "bag of crap" can say anything he wants, any time, ever, without retribution.

Part II. Now with less tooth related humor, and more facial tattoo related humor.

Assinine
Like all tattoos, this shit is fucking stupid.

1. Toy Story
2. Wall-E
3. Toy Story 3
4. This movie
5. Finding Nemo

Bacon Flower sounds like a character in a John Waters film.

Take 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream, 1 scoop of dead baby, put them into a pint glass and fill with root beer.

How do you make a dead baby float?

'Tis no Burnt Weeny Sandwich…

As unreadable as your post is, Dude Who Reposts Youtube Comments, you're spot on. I have no problem with 6-figure lawyers and business owners voting Republican - they're supposed to do that! It's when poor people become brainwashed into voting for the white guy who speaks to Jesus about ending abortions while the…

What - no Under My Thumb? Or Every Breath You Take? Guess subtle, implied future violence doesn't count.

So, AVClub- 1st Jackass to die? Because it seems like they should have gone through a baker's dozen or so by now…

Were it not for music, a white guy from New Jersey probably wouldn't be close friends with a black man like this. The same phenomenon happens in sports - could you see a guy like John Stockton hanging out with a guy like Karl Malone away from a basketball court?

It's funny how Cobain and Nirvana are so synonymous, yet he really didn't care much for the big city and considered his band more of an Olympia band.

Jelly.

If shows about women in their 60's having sex is OK, why should Anthony Wiener resign?