I propose a superhero team up where in we beat some science knowledge into the residents of Portland's heads

I'm sure it will work really well!

I for one would like to apologize for me city. Not for those anti fluoride jerks but for the rest of us who voted for it. We tried really hard I swear! But it was definitely a facts versus "OH MY GOOD IT'S GOING TO KILL YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN" and we all know how much people listen to facts when that's going on

Thank the lord we are almost done with our new covered reservoirs so this wont have to happen again

The Mother Jones map posted above would indicate that yes we are the center. Which really bums me out.

Man stupid hippies ruining everything in my state like a bunch of organic jerks

If it is I sure haven't met those people yet. Though my roommate works at a local grocery store and says he gets all sorts of weirdos coming in. so maybe I just hang out in the wrong circles. You know the none dumb ones where we understand science

oh god please don't! Our water can't have it's feelings hurt again, it's been through so much lately

Would that I had all the likes in the world to give you.

Somehow my quote ended up being "I'm better at guitar than you" But I don't remember submitting it, I think a friend joked it would be funny (high school right?) and it ended up in there. I still look back and think wtf was that all about!?

WHEN YOU SEE WHAT PETER DINKLAGE LOOKED LIKE IN HIGH SCHOOL, YOU'LL LAUGH, YOU'LL CRY, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO LOOK AWAY. BUT IT WILL RESTORE YOUR FAITH IN HUMANITY

A man can dream… a man can dream.

So it's like that Johnny Depp movie that just came out where he uploads his brain into the internet? Except in this case he uploaded it into that really old computer he types on… that explains why it's taking so long to finish the books!

"BOY! Assemble my hologram projector! I must appear on Conan within the hour and make my fans panic about how complete the books are!"

Hollywood logic would be- book 7 is actually just a pamphlet and they turn it into 4 movies.

You're right, he gets in 2 complete ones and as he starts the 3rd he stops to clutch his chest. "valar morghulis" he whispers as he falls to the ground

I would not be surprised at all if he was just trolling the whole internet and is almost done with books 6 and 7 and releases them at the same time. At least that's what I would do in his position.

He just has his writing understudies bring him food in bed and rig up the hologram machine.

*George R.R. Martin jumps out of bed, does three jumping-jacks, has massive heart attack. Alien Jesus blamed by entire internet for his death

Even by the Internets standards that is some pretty flimsy evidence that there's going to be 8 books.