Yeah it's a pretty weak brag. Not that I agree… but whatever I read made some argument that bragging about this all fits in with Solo's personality and that he was trying to con a buncha suckers etc. Whatever the case it was a lot of work to cover up using the wrong word.

Yeah it doesn't really make much sense in that context as far as retconning something it's a pretty decent job. But given all the tech they have it almost sounds like he's bragging about having the best Nav Computer. Which I guess is cool.

I read about that recently, if I recall it was something along the lines of. Han had figured out the shortest route to make it through the Kessel Run. Therefore he could brag about being able to do it in less than 12 parsecs because the average smuggler would take a longer route. Which is a fairly decent explanation…

Dead Spies!

Well now that you've compromised them I can safely say that yes. Many Bothan spies died to bring us this information

At least that's what we think it's about…. right!?

The sub headling (or whatever that's called) should have been. "At least that's what some NERD at the office told us! What a nerd that guy is"

Well really just the one where you have to ride through a BMX course.

Yeah I was thinking of that episode too but for the life of me I couldn't recall any quotes from it.

Narrator- By 2029 humanity had be enslaved to the sexbots. Well not enslaved, we couldn't resist them. They had pneumatic penises of all sizes and shapes, self lubricated robot lady parts, they never aged, never tired, were never not down for sex. Most importantly they had no morals, humanity was free to give in to…

Answer- both! Natural causes accelerated by our own hands!

I'm no robot but my heart is programmed to love sex with Sexy Killbot! I can't help what I am and I am not ashamed.

We just like multitasking!

We'll just make it so their programming wont allow them to kill humans! It's that simple…wait what was that? they figured out how to bypass that command? Well that was fast.

Some sort of "Law of Robotics" we could call it.

"Just a normal poker game/spear catching accident. Yeah she'll believe that one, tell her that" *dies

"it was…worth it. Tell my wife…. I.. wait.. dont' tell my wife anything about this"

Uh possibly go wrong. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.

If I have to die by robot death by Sexy Killbot is how I want to go.

Some sort of killer sex robot? No way THAT could go wrong!