True. I don't feel the need to watch Dancer in the Dark again. Not because it destroyed me (it didn't, and I still loved it), but for the reasons that you stated.

That almost exists. It's called Magnolia.

That almost exists. It's called Magnolia.

Stanley Kubrick would beg to differ, over how a segment of A Clockwork Orange's audience received that film.

Stanley Kubrick would beg to differ, over how a segment of A Clockwork Orange's audience received that film.

It's not dangerous. I guess you live here, and I don't get why say this. I personally have found Los Angeles a much scarier place to live in. Even San Francisco was kinda iffy.

It's not dangerous. I guess you live here, and I don't get why say this. I personally have found Los Angeles a much scarier place to live in. Even San Francisco was kinda iffy.

The Beach Is Back

The Beach Is Back

Alice's young. We try not to sexualize her.

Alice's young. We try not to sexualize her.

YES. I was just about to say that.

YES. I was just about to say that.

This, on top of today's Inventory, tells me that we are letting ridiculousness take over pop culture. That sounds like it would be fun… but it's not. IT'S NOT.

This, on top of today's Inventory, tells me that we are letting ridiculousness take over pop culture. That sounds like it would be fun… but it's not. IT'S NOT.

And now I've learned that Cary Elwes is in this, and… wow, that's sad, man.

And now I've learned that Cary Elwes is in this, and… wow, that's sad, man.

@#$%&?!!!!

@#$%&?!!!!

The "brought to you by a marketing visionary" bit is an Onion-worthy headline by itself! Great writeup, I found the look into the history that led to this travesty absolutely fascinating. And messed up. When did these superficial children's entertainment producers take over from Jim Henson and his ilk?