Why did Bill sit in the back?

List of movies I've had to sit through with a date who had absolutely no intention of making any physical contact with me whatsoever:

Just tell us your worst date story, Harry.

Bleh. The moment's passed.

Being from Maine and all, I was always surprised Rustic Overtones didn't blow up (probably because they are so big in the Portland area, or were). They did sign up with Arista after their third album, but they got dropped for one reason or another and went with Tommy Boy, I think. The album they eventually produced…