If I say "fewer pedantic grammarians" am I missing a joke or being pedantic?

I just say I'm meeting some people I know on the Internet. It's not uncommon anymore although I do get some raised eyebrows from a few people.

I try really hard not to spill fuel but damn it, no matter what I do there's always a few drops. I blame it on the pump.

I'm pretty sure you're thinking of Twilight.

It has been cancelled after one short season not played here yet.

My vote is for Rupert Grint.

I wonder who's the Scottish bloke you referred to …

Remember when they used to actually tell us what was on tonight?

I don't know anyone who watched the show. I make my friends listen to me about sometimes anyway. I just say, I know you don't know anything about this but I need to talk about it.

I love that bit so much. I find myself just saying "you made a bear!" at completely random moments.

I love "out for a walk … bitch". Makes me laugh every time.

"that decision seemed wildly out of character and asshole-ish to me"

I'm the same way. I dislike Xander more and more. He's revolting. And his clothes are too big.

I liked Beer Bad.

That is one of my personal favorite episodes.

Fart Machine's comment made me snicker, but yours made me laugh out loud.

Tootsie Pop came out with a yellow pop. It tastes like nothing on earth. In a bad way.

This show makes me wish I had a better TV.

I got the triple stumper "zoetrope" - yay, me!

Obviously I don't watch enough TV because I didn't get any of those.