You're thinking of Veteran's Day. Today you only salute dead soldiers.

They all did really badly on the Inquisition questions, but not knowing how most of them were killed is really inexcusable.

North Carolina wants to know how to open a jar?! With your hands, you morons!

I'm pronouncing it "randypandy" in my head.

Man, I love Shaun the Sheep.

If I was dating a 29 year old man, I wouldn't be doing much talking.

I was really hoping that Dan would win and get rid of Buzzy. I don't find Buzzy that annoying, except with his stupid FJ thing, but I'm ready to move on.

I felt like Seveneves read like a technical manual. I finished it, but it's far from being one of my favorites.

I find this very depressing. What I find even more depressing is that I'll probably watch it.

You know, it's bad enough to have those stupid useless gags in TV and movies, but to draw someone with one? Just putting a strip of cloth around a guy's head, in between his teeth, does not actually gag someone. Stupid.

My boss put an air freshener in her office that is smelling up the whole admin area. How do I tell her that I cannot deal with air fresheners?

I went to 9th grade in La Plata! It was not an exciting town.

As much as I like Arthur Darville, I just could not get into that show.

“Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.”

Nothing and I have no money. So I guess I'll stay home and watch movies on Netflix.

I made it through about 5 minutes of The Detectorists. I should probably give it a little longer.

I'm still working my way through Midsomer Murders on Netflix. Other than that, I'm just watching randomly.

Yeah, I mean I said Ohio but New York? New York is a honking big state, especially when you have to drive across it.

I know - I'm always like, hey, I could live in this!

I started watching the Simpsons when they were still on the Tracey Ullman show, so you get off my lawn!