But can you do a really crappy Scottish accent?

You might want to try a little editing yourself.

Geez, just take him to the nearest thrift shop.

I just read that book. It wasn't very good.

Identical twins marrying identical twins?

I've definitely heard the term moveable feast but I had no idea it was anything to do with religion.

"You should wear more sweaters."

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

I went to the grocery store on Sunday around 3 pm and they still hadn't marked down their Easter candy! And I didn't go back today and now my half-price jelly beans will be all gone!

Ew.

I'm kind of like that. Unless I'm craving something specific, I'd much rather just take a pill or a drink.

You have to yell, otherwise they won't hear you!

I'm really disappointed that Legends of Tomorrow is not a better show because I really like Arthur Darvill.

Ha!

Like me! I can't even cook stuff I used to be able to cook!

Okay, fine, most of the time.

I'm kind of embarrassed to live in North Carolina sometimes.

Further up thread, probably.

I'd like to send that same note to Betty White.

I think every bathroom should be sound-proof AND have a very loud fan that comes on when you turn on the light.