BOOM! HE DID A SQUAT-THRUST!

BOOM! HE DID A SQUAT-THRUST!

Don't choose the wrong path, or a mummy will hug you.

Don't choose the wrong path, or a mummy will hug you.

What are you gonna do, Sarah? Smile?

What are you gonna do, Sarah? Smile?

"KUNG-FU IS GOOD! KILL THE PRIME MINISTER OF MALAYSIA!"

"KUNG-FU IS GOOD! KILL THE PRIME MINISTER OF MALAYSIA!"

I like my movies about racism how I like my meat monsters:  

I like my movies about racism how I like my meat monsters:  

You take Braveheart off that list goddamnit!

You take Braveheart off that list goddamnit!

I found that out after watching The Expendables. I'm certain it will be the only time in my life that the phrase "I should have bought Crystal Skull instead" can be used.

I found that out after watching The Expendables. I'm certain it will be the only time in my life that the phrase "I should have bought Crystal Skull instead" can be used.

We shall all have hard-ons of Uncle Milty proportions.

We shall all have hard-ons of Uncle Milty proportions.

"63. TheTwilight Zone involves vampires, not Rod Serling"
Booooooooo!

"63. TheTwilight Zone involves vampires, not Rod Serling"
Booooooooo!

I mean, I love cheesy and/or 80s style action flicks, but the Expendables just failed to deliver for me. I couldn't understand any of the dialogue, I didn't need to watch Randy Couture pretend to fight at all, and I still am not sure what the plot was. Even though the idea of Terry Crews literally throwing a missile…

I mean, I love cheesy and/or 80s style action flicks, but the Expendables just failed to deliver for me. I couldn't understand any of the dialogue, I didn't need to watch Randy Couture pretend to fight at all, and I still am not sure what the plot was. Even though the idea of Terry Crews literally throwing a missile…