I bought the first one on DVD for a relative of mine before i saw it last Christmas, knowing he was  a fan of action movies, and my choices were severely limited. It was either Expendables or Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skullfuck. After watching the movie he hid it in my suitcase to get it out of his presence when I…

I bought the first one on DVD for a relative of mine before i saw it last Christmas, knowing he was  a fan of action movies, and my choices were severely limited. It was either Expendables or Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skullfuck. After watching the movie he hid it in my suitcase to get it out of his presence when I…

This movie would be greatly improved if Pattinson vomits on his food to break it down before he ingests it.

This movie would be greatly improved if Pattinson vomits on his food to break it down before he ingests it.

Watch out he's got his probe!

Watch out he's got his probe!

I know for a fact that's exactly what the nuge thinks. I can hear his thoughts. They won't leave me alone.

I know for a fact that's exactly what the nuge thinks. I can hear his thoughts. They won't leave me alone.

I really wish I could ask him if he also thought George W. Bush let the terrorists fly into the WTC just so he could pass the Patriot Act. I'm sure my hypocrisy meter would bust.

I really wish I could ask him if he also thought George W. Bush let the terrorists fly into the WTC just so he could pass the Patriot Act. I'm sure my hypocrisy meter would bust.

Hail to those mother-fuckers, hail to those huge cock-suckers, hail hail to Michigan, the shithole of the world! - my brother

Hail to those mother-fuckers, hail to those huge cock-suckers, hail hail to Michigan, the shithole of the world! - my brother

Get me a beer, dragon lady.

Get me a beer, dragon lady.

I'm gonna go put $7 worth of Hoobastank into the jukebox!

I'm gonna go put $7 worth of Hoobastank into the jukebox!

That's racist, Potions. Everyone knows she clearly said killed

That's racist, Potions. Everyone knows she clearly said killed

I use various animals' pussies as intensifiers. "I'm higher than a giraffe pussy right now." - "The roads are as slippy as a snake's pussy after all that rain."

I use various animals' pussies as intensifiers. "I'm higher than a giraffe pussy right now." - "The roads are as slippy as a snake's pussy after all that rain."