The last scene is a long monologue about how people don't actually like Children of Men as much as they think they do.

This is good advice for everyone, everywhere. I published something minor and not particularly controversial for my job, and it got mentioned in a few industry blogs and magazines, and … holy shit, NEVER READ THE COMMENTS.

Oh damn, I wish I wasn't 4 days late with this:

You've got the royal line of succession sitting around, doing nothing, eating crumpets in Buckingham Palace on the taxpayer's shilling. It would make sense to require them to perform in Doctor Who as part of their royal duties.

Quvenzhane Wallis 
Jack Black
Luis Guzman!
Johann Von Goethe!!!
DJ Assault, whose discography includes "Traxx 2 Make Ur Panties Wet" and "Ass n' Titties"!!!!!!!!!

*rim shot*

Sigh. The saddest thing about that thread is that the descriptions of those movies are now seared into my mind. I now know what Bible Black is, and if someone happens to mention it, my brain will be like "Oh yes, I am familiar with the content of that movie, here, let me review it for you."

I, too, long for the day when the elusive male erection will finally be captured in full-motion video.

It's OK to say Tampopo again, since it's the ne plus ultra of food movies. See, look: Tampopo!

I've been puzzling over this comment for 5 days now, and I can't get it out of my head.

@disqus_pLtzLD5UrA:disqus , gender is just a social construction, but it's obviously a pretty fundamental in our culture - the very first way a new human is introduced to the world is as "It's a boy!" or "It's a girl!" That dichotomy is just baked into our social structure to an enormous extent, and it does take some…

Dogcow was truly an idea before its time.

You don't need to go all colonial studies to see that yeah, there are some interesting power dynamics here that she seems completely unaware of.

"Tragic Genetic mix-ups"

Aragorn and Gollum are both played by Kari Väänänen, 3-time winner of the "most unnecessary umlauts" award.

I really think this is part of the movie's charm - it comes off as the product of a team of competent professionals that have to answer to a crazy person.

I'm sorry, but if you don't even know that quantum chemistry is generally considered a subfield of physical chemistry, I don't know how you can think that you're qualified to comment on a savage love article.

OK, I'm late here, but everything Julie Taymor's ever done is just incredibly narcissistic and condescending - except for Titus, which is pretty good. It has this great sense of space that's sort of a freakish half-theater half-cinema hybrid. Very much worth watching.

Forget it Steve. It's CNN.

It's likely that random stranger has a recording of this guy saying "my daughter is blowing me right now. Here are the sounds of her blowing me. Hot, right?"