Heh - I LOVED Dave Barry as a kid. I still think it's kind of a weird thing for a kid to gravitate to, so I'm glad to hear I wasn't the only one.

If you do an image search for a term you learned in savage love, you deserve everything you get.

If you do an image search for a term you learned in savage love, you deserve everything you get.

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus , it's called "Swords and Soldiers". Obviously, there's plenty of racism in the semi-professional indie games ghetto, but it's really disappointing that Humble Bundle, who generally do great work, would promote this idiocy. And even more disappointing that I paid them to…

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus , it's called "Swords and Soldiers". Obviously, there's plenty of racism in the semi-professional indie games ghetto, but it's really disappointing that Humble Bundle, who generally do great work, would promote this idiocy. And even more disappointing that I paid them to…

I gave the Humble Bundle people money last week, and in return got a game with shit like this and this in it (not to mention the gap-toothed "chinese" antagonist talking in Mickey Rooney-style pidgen english and then using a samurai sword).

I gave the Humble Bundle people money last week, and in return got a game with shit like this and this in it (not to mention the gap-toothed "chinese" antagonist talking in Mickey Rooney-style pidgen english and then using a samurai sword).

As a co-op-belonging, farmer's market-going, organic farm-visiting, slow food-making former hippie, I'm declaring this thread to be the most sanctimonious bullshit thread of all time. OF ALL TIME.

As a co-op-belonging, farmer's market-going, organic farm-visiting, slow food-making former hippie, I'm declaring this thread to be the most sanctimonious bullshit thread of all time. OF ALL TIME.

All cuisines are great! They all have something to offer! Except for the British, which is why they mostly eat Indian food.

All cuisines are great! They all have something to offer! Except for the British, which is why they mostly eat Indian food.

I hope you're wrong, but it does seem like we're already forgetting the unbelievably poisonous atmosphere in this country from 2001-2008, where it was OK to torture muslim dudes and start wars for basically no reason, but treasonous for the Dixie Chicks to engage in extremely fucking mild criticism of the president.

I hope you're wrong, but it does seem like we're already forgetting the unbelievably poisonous atmosphere in this country from 2001-2008, where it was OK to torture muslim dudes and start wars for basically no reason, but treasonous for the Dixie Chicks to engage in extremely fucking mild criticism of the president.

Maybe not creativity, but it's tough to be deeply religious and also detached and ironic, which are both necessary for comedy and hip hop. Well, deeply Muslim or Christian, anyway. A lot of Jews and Buddhists don't seem to have the same problems.

In my younger and more vulnerable years, Massive Attack was my soundtrack of choice for my various psychopharmacological adventures. Now, hearing even a snippet of one of their songs makes me feel like an idiot stoner again, even though I'm all grown up and old and respectable and shit.

In my younger and more vulnerable years, Massive Attack was my soundtrack of choice for my various psychopharmacological adventures. Now, hearing even a snippet of one of their songs makes me feel like an idiot stoner again, even though I'm all grown up and old and respectable and shit.

Me too, but then again, I spend too much time on the internet.

Me too, but then again, I spend too much time on the internet.

I'm only responding to this to say how happy I am how few people are responding to the oldest trolls in the history of the internet. Keep it up!

I'm only responding to this to say how happy I am how few people are responding to the oldest trolls in the history of the internet. Keep it up!