Did you have that dream where you told white people the truth again?

If they made a Swift Boat movie, HJO would be ideal as John Kerry.

I thought the same, but from one of the first lines ("Oh fuck, it's the Mystery Team!") I knew it was going to be good. And it was.

He's in a park and he's practically dead. What good is the countryside?

Phil, you are on drugs. That episode was fucking stellar.

Oh Teen Wolf, you are so silly and I adore you.

And Greenberg loves Coach. That killed me.

Oh, this isn't the first time. Remember the Motel California situation with Boyd? "We need something that will burn underwater!" Uh, Lydia, do you not notice that his legs are sticking out of the tub LITERALLY EIGHT INCHES AWAY FROM YOU?

So far, the alpha rankings for me are Scott > Derek > Peter. Scott has an excuse— he's still a teenager and didn't grow up with the whole werewolf thing. Derek beats Peter because he at least managed to keep one beta (until he threw him out). Peter, otoh, was basically an alpha without a pack. Peter is the worrrrst.…

The only reason they covered the show in the first place was because Phil offered.

I thought Braeden had died during Isaac's rescue. I'm glad to see I was wrong; it seemed like a waste of a character introduction.

Ron Swanson was one of those few. I wasn't sure whether to be aroused or horrified.

The reunion of Oz is called Law and Order SVU.

That's not a woman, it's a very beautiful man.

Bear with me while I lay out my theory…

I liked Wolf Watch with O'Brien letting us know that Hoechlin enjoys the torture scenes.

Have we seen her wielding power, though, since the whole running-into-the-woods-naked thing? She's supremely self-confident, but I don't think she's ruled the school for a long time.

Where does one find Please Like Me? I am all for Daniel Sharman lookalikes making out with guys.

I never understood why he didn't stand up more for Leslie. He seemed to be someone who respected facts and reality.

You're dirt, Terri. He'd never touch you.