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Can I get a big bag of beans and rice for $3?

Tanning isn't healthy, but I don't see anyone shaming someone coming out of a tanning bed.

American Horror Story: The Stand

I'd never heard Eve of Destruction before.

If Angels Revenge isn't a pilot, it sure seems like it.

Trick-or-treat for pantsuits!

And add Future War for big-face-guy. 6 degrees!

There was a recent RiffTrax VOD that had that line, which I thought was a fantastic callback.

We need @Flag On the Moon right about now.

My favorite host segment of all time is their recreation of the opening credits. When Joel pretends to slice off the top of Servo's head, I laugh so hard I can't breathe.

You're no Dr. Ted Nelson.

Arthur Godfrey, will you shine your love?!

I've heard that Mike suffers from severe migraines, so is in pain a lot. That'd make anyone grumpy.

I like the delinquent teenager movies. Girls Town is a particular favorite. Go bingle your bongle!

Sting, Debbie Reynolds, and God.

He's your worst nightmare, a pumpkin with a gun.

You've been scrolling up cinemas. Report to psychist now!

Am I missing it? Is there no longer a way to see what shows TV Club covers? I'll give up my personal show list if I have to, but I like catching up on older shows (am in the middle of Fringe atm) and if I have to page back to 2010 to get the reviews… well, fuck that. Can't I just pick a show?