I write hypotheticals for a class I teach in law school, and ConHugeCo shows up quite a lot.

LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!

Sci-Fi gave us Brain Guy. I'm not sorry.

I can't remember which movie it was, but Rifftrax used that riff again, and I about fell over.

I'd like a drug, please?

They made love in a Chevy van and that's NOT all right with me!

AAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHH! *leap*

Dr. Bronner?

Mine didn't push, but they made it very clear that if I didn't make it out in four years, I was on my own.

The same thing happened to me, only I was the naked one, wearing only a towel on my head. I was much less embarrassed than the 10-year-old kid who walked in on me.

I'd like to introduce my daughter.
We're about the same age.

NOOOOO SPRINGS is heard in our house at least once a week.

How did they not mention Timmy as an interloper above? Best interloper ever. Watching his head slowly pop up from behind the seat makes me laugh every time.

Yeah, but it's no family held down and raped on the beach.

@avclub-43c2872b929f4e64e31828b133b59105:disqus does that include cartoons based on tv characters or actors? I'm thinking in particular of the Punky Brewster cartoon and The Gary Coleman Show, though I'm sure there were others.

Ghost pirate? Pirate ghost!

There was Sonny Bono and Mrs. Sonny Bono. It said that on their car.

Oh God, Pete's Dragon. Shelley Winters, Red Buttons, Helen Reddy, and Mickey Rooney in a live action/cartoon. "Candle on the Water" was nominated for an Oscar, though, and Helen Reddy really did have a lovely voice.

The One and Only Genuine Original Family Band? I remember that even though they were shilling for Grover Cleveland, they were Republicans. As I believed all right-thinking and good people were.

I told you, you don't get a gun until you tell me your name.