When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?

He liked her to the point of stealing her shoe so she couldn't break up with him.

I read Our Man Weston to my entire family. They still talk about it.

I was exposed to Gordon Korman by my high school best friend, who'd grown up in Canada. I wrote him a fan letter, then hid it without sending it. My mom found it, and sent it without telling me. And he wrote back! Thanked me for writing, because he felt like he sent his books out into the world and never heard back.…

Oh, and Paula Danziger was a formative author for me. I'd never heard of a woman being called Ms. before I read The Cat Ate My Gymsuit.

Thank you for using champing at the bit properly.

Carrying on from Harriet the Spy, the book Sport tells the story of one of her friends. Interesting racial diversity there— Sport's a white kid, whose three best friends are Jewish, Black, and Puerto Rican. Though Sport's the protagonist, the Puerto Rican kid saves him from captivity, and the three of them save him…

Dog Park was dreadful, and turned me off Bruce forever.

I'll defend The Village purely on the grounds that it's pretty and I like the score.

I agree. It's his best film, and not a bad one.

@avclub-9349e20458f64c9bfb83b5221e145937:disqus , thanks for making me discover that.

It's my favorite.

Or women well over 30 who just like the music. What the fuck ever, I'm too old to apologize for my taste. Y'all can be the cool kids and give me canceraids, I don't give a shit.

I loved this series, right up until the ending. The end was bullshit. "Hey kids, look at all you've been through and accomplished! Now we're going to make you forget all of it!"

Nothing will ever be worse than "Sam-hain." I'm not even pagan and I screamed at the TV every time they said it.

Okay, so what the fuck, he wears $5k leather leggings and a t-shirt from WalMart?

My favorite piece was when Shawn and Juliet agreed that pugs' faces are the perfect size to squish into their mouths. Just a weird, random, funny thing, and I loved that they both connected with that.

Well I can't explain it. Because I don't know what it is.

I'm interested in things.

You anti-denti bastard.