Bedwetter B.

Barclay is Jerry.

It sounds better than "I'm Being Eaten By a Boa Constrictor," which freaked me the fuck out when I was a kid.

I can't believe someone else caught the Prez joke. *claps*

I can't believe someone else caught the Prez joke. *claps*

This is pure snow! Do you realize the street value of this mountain? Look! I can't move my right arm!

He wouldn't have had to if Big Fun had been on the soundtrack.

I listened to this soundtrack for years. Wish I could find the cassette I had, though it's probably all wobbly-sounding now.

We're finding out at our house that you don't need words to speak the international language.

JAZZZZZ MUSICIANS!

JAZZZZZ MUSICIANS!

Don't mind if I do! *gibbers*

Don't mind if I do! *gibbers*

I love the album, but they are not very good live. Their music relies on a lot of overdubbing and autotune, so in person, they are meh.

I love the album, but they are not very good live. Their music relies on a lot of overdubbing and autotune, so in person, they are meh.

So if he'd done it earlier, Harmon might still be involved?

So if he'd done it earlier, Harmon might still be involved?

Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

Murder Baby slayed me. My only objections to this episode were 1) cockteasing me by bringing out the cane and not using it, and 2) Anne Frank was in Bergen-Belsen, not Auschwitz.