Sometimes I like fast food.

To me Born this Way started off strong especially with Ballskinz and Absolutey but then drifted off to the point of being mediocre

After the way Glenn busted for 25 yards through those Zombies the Texans should be calling him up.

I thought Walter White was going to turn into the Hulk in the SUV.  That would've made things really crazy.

Insert cliche black comedian joke:  shit if that was a black woman…!!

Damn Paula Deen, all you had to say was "Hell naw I didn't say anything like that"  but instead your career is falling like Tone Loc.  

Grandwizard of the Klan  "I think we got us a cook now!!"

The girls done got it together!!

Looks like we're almost outta beer.

Magic Johnson.  Who's with me?

are you a voyeur?  Whuuuuuuutttt???

I've been doing standup for a few years now and being heckled was one of my biggest fears but I found out it's one of the most exxagerated fears because in several years it's only happened once.  Bombing is the biggest fear, other things are more annoying like driving hours upon hours to dead gigs, getting paid less…

I liked it better when it was called 'Kiss Meets the Phantom"

I liked it better when it was called 'Kiss Meets the Phantom"

Gary Gulmans 'No Can Defend' could've made the list.  I was disappointed with Dangerously Delicious.  It was almost a rehash of Intimate Evenings.

Gary Gulmans 'No Can Defend' could've made the list.  I was disappointed with Dangerously Delicious.  It was almost a rehash of Intimate Evenings.

This could be either good, not that good, or just alright, or not that alright at all

This could be either good, not that good, or just alright, or not that alright at all

Katt Williams, Katt Williams, Katt Williams career is on fire!! We don't need no water let the (bleep, bleep) burn!!

Katt Williams, Katt Williams, Katt Williams career is on fire!! We don't need no water let the (bleep, bleep) burn!!