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The shots on the characters were too wide and the lighting wasn't that great. Breaking Bad looks best when the camera is close to the character, at unique angles or wide open shots of landscape. I felt like the lackluster cinemetography made this a lackluster episode.

Dude, the mole is so obviously Hank's old partner. It screams it from a mile away. He was the first one to look all super-enthralled by one of the twin's death. He grew a goat-tee this season to look bad. He was the first one to say something positive about Gus. He had that look of "oh, fuck… here I go having to

This episode deserved only one rating: A. I bitched all the beginning of this season about how things weren't going anywhere and it felt slow, but this episode was top notch. It didn't do stupid red herrings like the ones before. It took you through a story and revealed things. It was awesome.

A second job. You need one.

The mexican DEA agent had a goat-tee. Just sayin'.

I'm tellin' ya, Skyler is gonna die this season. And the baby is going to Hank and Marie.

Skyler is going to die this season. Just wanted to call it before anyone else did. It's going to happen. It has to for the story to progress.

I thought the movie deserved an A. Sure, it was pat and a little self-indulgent now and then (being an indie film and all), but it made me cry and I believed the actors. Additionally, it portrayed the death of an elderly family member from cancer exactly as it tends to happen.

No, The Happening is still the worst film to ever play in a theater.

Behold, fellow BEAT POETS. Let us get high and drunk and be white and write about… getting high and drunk. Then, we shall proceed to write about REAL STUFF. It won't come out too coherrent though. We don't want to sound analytical or anything.

BURN THE LIPSTICK GYRO WHICH DARES SQUAT BESIDE OUR SAILORS

I am inside of Paul Rudd as we speak. Join me. We must all travel through him eventually. To the point where time and space collapse.

Know what's genuinely tragic? Paul Rudd probably wakes up most days and feels like he's doing something productive with his life. He probably thinks that making millions chuckle once or twice in an hour is a service worthy of respect. Little does he know, he is doing nothing but stalling his inevitable, prolonged

JESUS BLEEDS CANDY HICCUPS INTO THE TREMBLING FOUNTAIN OF NOW

GOEBBELS INFORMS ME THAT SPINACH TRIBUTARIES GESTATE THROUGHOUT THE SEVENTEEN TURTLENECKS

MURDER SPRINKES TOMATO SOUP PORTRAITS INSIDE CLOCK CASES

Regular Pint Jars

THOU DOTH SLURP SEQUINS FROM THE DEPTHS OF OUR ETERNAL HORSE TROUGH

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