This would be good news except Jay Leno is going to get this job. Just watch.

Dylan's a midwesterner who made a career out of mining a history of uniquely American music and who, at the height of his mid-60's heyday, traveled the world playing in front of a giant American flag. Makes sense that he would do ads ostensibly promoting the American worker and his culture.

That's true of all ads!

Once the 200th or 300th kid in Brooklyn who was 2 years old when Kurt Cobain blew his head off told me Kurt and Courtney changed his/her life, I realized all this 90s nostalgia is so misguided and inexplicable it doesn't even matter.

The Coke and Chrysler ads were both fine (insofar as ads can be). They complement each other. A lot is good, was good, and can be better, about America.

Wasted Potential Hader needs a beloved cartoon to save his post-SNL career à la Hartman on the Simpsons. Yes, he was already Mickey the bank robber on Bob's Burgers but Lyle Lanley didn't crowd Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz. Someone help this guy!

Eh, sure… steak.

BUT when it comes to allowing content on YouTube, CBS is leagues better than NBC. Craig and Dave got all that good shit on the 'tube.

They all live in Chicago, but you're right that, either way, they have moobs and glasses and will make cringeworthy comments like that.

John Teti: less hairy than you thought.

I think it's because they don't make it a big deal and no one really knows if it's true.

I agree that Actor is an amazing album. I also saw her playing Strange Mercy songs at the Met and the small band she was using sucked pretty bad.

Weird. I think Actor is a classic album, but I thought Strange Mercy was a small step down and this new song completely lacks the energy and dark wit of both those albums. Part of what made Actor so strong, in my opinion, is that it was so subtle and sinister, whereas her work since then has become more busy, fast,…

And CGI.

Well, at least you learned something: Kevin Smith is a moron.

Oh no.

"BuzzFeed reports"

If you were a kid in the 90s and you spelled Woo vertically, it looked like poop coming out of a butt. That's a fact.

I think you're right. I just listened to "Black Crosses"—the album of demos for White Crosses—for the first time, and it's pretty damn good. Plus the original AM! lineup is on it.

He was in AM! for the White Crosses tour but his accompaniment for the songs was always pretty awkward. Best fit for THS.