Exactly. I think Laura is aiming for the Replacements, but it's all too slick, too generic. The point of no return is the last "heart TO match" line where you actually hear the process of Laura's voice being auto-tuned. Ugh.

For all the people who need the lyrics to these Against Me! songs more than the music, I'm still glad Laura's writing them and they get inspired from them. Having said that, the music is lifeless and awful. I just want someone to ask Laura when she decided to write bad pop songs instead of whatever came naturally on…

This Mike Vago character is ON FIRE!

But can it be any better than his stand-up?!

"I love your ass…"

When Louis CK says "The ‘Jackass’ movies are honestly some of the best movies I’ve ever seen," I doubt he completely means "Seeing these guys do this crazy stuff is some of the best crazy stuff I've ever seen." A huge part of Jackass' appeal is stylistic—how they film the stunts and how they present them (plus the…

Have you heard the recent standalone singles? Because they're unique and original.

Even without knowing the band Black Flag, or what black flags have represented through history, or that the logo even is a black flag, it's minimal, bold, and scary.

Obviously not.

That particular line should make Kyle embarrassed, even without the Louis testimony above.

Yep. Hilarious, inventive, and relatable—with style. Jackass will be remembered (fondly) in the history of American comedy.

This guy plays dumb, but he's not.

This is starting to genuinely kill me, that human beings do this shit.

It feels like a boring dream.

DO ALL YOU GUYS MEAN MEN IN BLACK???

This band is a specific kind of embarrassing, just really clueless, like a baseball player smiling after striking out.

Now that a TV airing is just the date that an episode is first archived forever online, this doesn't mean anything at all to anybody.

Those albums fucking suck.

We all are anyway.

The ricin is for Charlie Rose.