Geez.
Dana Carvey is a sad, defeated shell of a man. He basically blames his disastrous career on his kids. Just pay for the nanny man and stop crying.

young republicans are the kind of people that get mad if their names aren't capitalized on a message board. they're goopy like that.

Mike Huckabee made the exact same remarks on Red Eye last night about the "slutty flight attendant look" joke. Yes republicans who have lost in the past but want to keep a good reputation with the bible belt in case they want to run again, letterman's monologue is setting flight attendants back 50 years! Where oh…

you mean COMMUNIST DEMOCRAT CELEBRITIES from JEW/GAY NY/LA want to RAPE YOUR CHILDREN.

That's like the principal saying you're jealous because you make fun of the kids in the young republicans club.

writ large, this place ain't big enough for the both of us.

Mario Games, best to worst, excluding mario karts and the lost levels and yoshi's island and knockoffs and stuff.

I'm almost positive conan made a ____ 2: Electric Boogaloo joke in his monologue on the Tonight Show recently.

anywhere I lay my head, what would it smell like? Stiv Bators?

If you don't like to watch letterman's show, that's fine, but most of the funny stuff on tv would not exist with dave. Guy's a broadcasting genius. Letterman existed as a thorn in shitty-unfunny-old-man-tv's side for so long that we should be happy he is as funny as he is in his own old age.

I'd bet that dave's show has already been given to jon stewart considering both their contracts end in 2012. CBS probably just won't announce it until Dave is ready. Plus, stewart is a natural successor in a way because both he and letterman don't give a shit about offending people they don't like and they're both…

I like when conan, as the old man, said he particularly liked conducting the test screening of Bio-Dome.

Yeah, dave's old chairs on the original Late Night were the cheapest pieces of shit ever. Not even cheap in a cool way. Cheap like you'd throw them out immediately if you found them in your basement.

I don't think that interview was confusing because Eddie Murphy is just a dick all the time. But any comedian, conan included, still love the guy for all the great stuff he did twenty years ago so I'm sure conan was genuinely excited to meet him.

Jimmy is not good but his show is very gradually getting better. This, believe it or not, is true.

Skerv, I always loved that picture of letterman on conan's set. I'm kind of surprised he was allowed to have that for so long.

Can't we just recreate the entire city from Blade Runner synecdoche, ny style? defunct electronics company advertisements and endless rain included.

No, I cannot sympathize with people who dislike these things. No sympathy will be had.

Britomart, I think you're right about Lorne's desperation.

Pig in Zen, what exactly are you trying to do with your sarcasm there? Was there a target? Nobody who likes vampire weekend is going to say something is "for gays" and vampire weekend is not, in any way, the opposite of 80's metal "entertainment" because they both suck. They're all smug douchebags, albeit in different…