I feel like Viper existed so we could have a white person be a villain (and be bested by an Asian person) just to balance out the film for overseas markets. Otherwise the whole movie is just Nagasaki followed by a white person beating the shit out of Asian people.

NARC!

I think it's because nobody wants to listen to a "polka-like gift for improvisation."

Hmm
Man, I don't know. As much as this show has grown on me, this episode just felt … dire. I didn't laugh, I didn't smile, I just felt really really bad for everyone involved. It's like one of those "Dinner Party" style Office Episodes where everyone's misery feeds and feeds on everyone else's.

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I don't think I laughed the entire time, but during the closing credits I felt oddly entertained. I don't really know what that means.

It may not have occurred because many of us know the size of a catan tile like the back of our hands.

Correct. Marshall on Mother was getting hotel rooms to poop (with the same effect on his wife).

I'm not really sure, to be honest. The story went something along the lines of, "Irvin cracked open their heads so I could eat the hot brains for breakfast while he cleaned it to take home for later."

I'll be sure to inform her.

My grandmother tells a story of how she and her brother would set rabbit traps on their way home from school, then check them in the morning on their way to school.

Yeah, sounds like. Clip shows are more like the "tales of love gone horribly wrong" in the kitchen from a long while back.

Oh well …

Indigo Girls?

Tomorrow's finale
Are you guys still planning to do a writeup on Wednesday night's finale? I remember you covered the opener with a "maybe, we'll see …"

Don't worry. Once it's gone it'll be OK to love again. Just wait it out.