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Gary Wright
Lauren Bacall
Abraham Lincoln

who's worse? Phish or Hitler?

Mommy?

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wow i mangled that. "free wheel axle in the" aw fuck it, I'm going to find more booze.

"Fixed rear axle in the rear" sounds naughty.

I masturbated in a hotel sauna in Dusseldorf in the late 80's.

I just joined their eClub. SAAAAAAAWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

I wish someone would fumble my flavor ball.

I usually had to watch Perfect Strangers twice before I got it.

Is that true? Both the synopsis of the episode and that being the reason you couldn't watch it?

Has Tyler Perry ever made anything that wasn't prefaced with "Tyler Perry's." I'll admit I've never watched any of his shows or movies but it all sounds rather tedious.

It's like Baby Geniuses 2 meets Songs from the 2nd Floor.

well, now I want to see Mickey Rourke wrestle Pete Rose.

The post above me is worse than infinity Hitlers.

Thank you for taking time off from your busy raping schedule to help us out.

When did you change your last name from Slater to Flames?

I've always thought Rene Russo looked like Mask.

It's because he listened to "White Room" when he was seventeen.

Your vote for what?