I tried this — but iTunes wanted me to reverify everything in my account. And give a new credit card? (sketchy)

This was actually my favorite movie growing up. My best friend and I watched the TV edit endlessly (because that was all we had — god love VHS). I can tell you all the lines: "my favorite color's blue, jesus christ i'm about to be eaten by this thing!" "PAGAN: People against good and normalcy" . . . I still love it.…

That's true, she does. She gives rue out and then kept some for herself.

You know — I'm just happy someone else (and not just someone else, THE BAND), loved her as much as I did.

But yet there's this weird undercurrent that maybe she needs that.

All I can think about is 'The Truman Show' in which the entire premise is that they allow a corporation to adopt a person.

It's a cool theory. But where in the play does it show? I've never seen the pregnancy.

In truth, in the play, Ophelia absorbed. She took her father's advice, she took her brother's advice, she took Hamlet's advice — even if it damned her. That's why she went loopy. Because none of their advice made sense together. All she could do was be a victim. Or go nuts and focus on herbs (rosemary, that's for…

You know — this is a weird thought but considering I spent a significant period of my life focusing on her, I always thought she should have been played by Natalie Merchant.

Actually she's the only one in the play that gets a funeral — which is saying something considering everyone dies.

This was actually my senior thesis, way back in the day. So I can tell you: screw the love story and focus on Polonius and Laertes' trying to run her life, the fact that she was the only one innocent in the play, and that her story was entirely disregarded.

Yeah, I've got nothing.

And I realized that I had no idea what point I was making. I blame alcohol and being a woman now, which is seriously confusing because I'm still catching up with it.

I know I should have an opinion about this because the article demands that I should. Because this is feminism now —- I want veracity, truth, but I also need to disapprove of preferential treatment.

Okay …. I'm sorry. How is Snowpiercer disappointing? I don't see it. I will defend 'Snowpiercer' all the way.

Didn't James Cameron direct the 'Aquaman' promo for Entourage? With Aquaman running towards the tidal wave on Santa Monica Pier while everyone else ran way?

It's like the primaries but better. In the primaries, you have the outliers of Trump* and Sanders** making significant ground because they have a distinctive voice (albeit an inconsistent voice, and in Trump's case, the voice of Satan). But in movies, the voice is saying they want something with creativity and purpose…

On cable. At midnight. Years ago when you had absolutely no expectations or knowledge of what was about to occur.

You think that motorcycle was cheap?

I live in New York City. I was walking around the city tonight with a friend and it's truly heart-warming and inspiring to see all of the street tributes and communal grieving going on for Prince tonight.