If I have to give up my avclub name, I'm out. I've been with this site since forever. Back in the days of Keith Phipps (who killed me in his posts and Wordswithfriends) , Noel Murray (who killed me with his X-Files reviews), Todd VanDerWerff (who is killing me now on Vox) and Lexicon Devil and ZOMBIEMOTHERFUCKER (who…