1. Ruxin (by a mile)
2. Jenny
3. Taco
4. Kevin
5. Pete (except when he has a love interest, then he falls off this chart entirely)
6. Andre

Nick/Jess move in together and Coach tries to live with them as the 4th roommate. Winston, sensing that his role as the maverick is being replaced, decides to go after him. A whole new level of Winston craziness ensues and Coach either has to leave for emotion, mental or medical reasons.

You didn't like Zonoscope or the track Need You Now? I just… what??

Read the article, he does sound like that! You can hear him speaking a line into this… plus Tombstone! Rush!

@disqus_30QuYluZVV:disqus  hmm, ok, but I guess I still think of Jess/Nick as the main characters. If they had followed Schmidt around and we only heard Nick/Jess, I would be with you… 
@bitenuker — wha? Totally disagree, college-era schmidt and college-era nick are the best.

I like to imagine that in not-show-land Cece hooked her up with Robbie and they spend their weekends stalking random stuff around L.A. with telescopes and being awesome.

@Bitenuker:disqus  —  You're right, they are becoming a vague collection of zany traits carelessly connected. I do love zany. I love Tran, I love Pepperwood, I love True American but having Schmidt's devastation/dark side being a blip in Jess/Nick's sex life rather than something all the characters would feel and be…

As much as I love the screwball antics of the show, I can see your point. I liked the idea of this episode, with the loft hearing Jess/Nick in the honeymoon phase, but couching it in Schmidt wanting them to break-up and Jess buying into his terrible advice seemed pretty far out of all the characters and is exactly…

Seriously I don't believe in manic pixie dream girls but if there was ever a case for a guy who deserved one, it's him.

… mumblecore. It has good ideas, see time travelling Marc Duplass, but… no. I'll find it on netflix one day when my expectations are "it's this or a documentary about southern haberdashery crime solving groups". Thanks.

Excellent, super helpful, when in Chicago I shall now avoid looking every gent in the eye.

And he missed Upstream Color when it was in the theatres..

Is drinking buddies good? I want to see it but Anna Kendrick and Jake Johnston have gone up to like insane levels of expectations in my mind so I'm afraid of being disappointed… be honest, and remember, this is for posterity.

Not to mention, line by line, it's just effing gorgeous. Jesus not having a voter registration card. SO PERFECT MID SHUTDOWN.

But a new hair color every season.

Joan's clothes and heels are making me rethink my flats-only stance at work. Damn her!

It's too monday for me to scroll through all the comments to see if someone picked this but even if it ends in a full on alien shoot-out, I'd want to go to Flotsun Paradise and see the Diva from "The Fifth Element." Hands down. 

Awww, there's such a thing as Wookiepedia? CUTE.

It is.

They do though. Even when you hate it, and you will hate it, you love it.