Mmm, Smurf muff.
I bet all my smurfs that smurf muff tastes like smurfberries.

Sometimes when I'm really stoned I have trouble getting an erection.

"If Jesse's skimming, why wasn't his glass at the party blue?"

@ Man Wasting Time At Work

If you seriously thought this episode could have been ten minutes and equally good (or… better?) you're a fucking idiot. And I'm not going to tell you to go watch 2.5 Men because I think people are overly harsh towards that show (this isn't to say I like it).

@ Doc Brown - Maybe if you're in a staggering amount of debt you shouldn't be trying to buy Portishead tickets.

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Because the spanking would be the homescreen and then you scroll left for boobies, you see?

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That would make a good background for an Android phone.

Tyler, the Homophobe
Do you guys think Tyler is homophobic, or promotes a homophobic message? I ask because I know a couple o' baginas that think this and it really pisses me off.

Maybe he just didn't recognize your blue face and orange background.