Well that's some flawless logic. Fuck off.

Your last line completely misses point though, right?

I didn't know you were Asian.

Well it was obviously sometime before yesterday.

Maybe "Bourne To Be Wild" for Steppenwolf fans.

What can you say really? He's a big fan of the franchise.

"President West doesn't care about Spotify subscribers"

It's a trick question. The answer is always both.

Really feeling bad for those poor millionaires over at Tidal trying to get Big Brother's foot off their neck.

Anyone else picturing the sheriff from The Big Lebowski?

…for a fundamentalist preacher.

American Horror Story: Caitlyn Jenner Behind The Wheel

"Sometimes somebody has to go away before you realize how much you miss them."

Facebook also shaves its pubes to look bigger

Still trying to find that abortionplex?

You got the drunk part right. But I'm actually Stephen Hawking.

Cosmo…uh…opolis

Or those clowns in Congress.

Forgot about? I never knew about it. I'm still mad though. Just because.

Spoiler alert: Here are the punches he throws….