"Garfield is (a) great c…a…t."

Checkhov said, if you introduce a can of diet soda in the first act, it should be used to bludgeon someone to death in the last.

I hope the sequel is a "What If" story where he gets bitten by a radioactive ladybug.

I hope the sequel is a "What If" story where he gets bitten by a radioactive ladybug.

Just explain to them how that Uncle Ben is the uncle of Power Man.

Just explain to them how that Uncle Ben is the uncle of Power Man.

I've never seen or heard of this "Sprider Man" so I would certainly like to know how an average teenager finds himself slinging webs and fighting green groblins.

I've never seen or heard of this "Sprider Man" so I would certainly like to know how an average teenager finds himself slinging webs and fighting green groblins.

That's funny, I kind of remember everyone saying how Burton's Batman (the first one of course) was so dark and gritty back when it came out. I guess the only comparison was the Adam West show before it.

That's funny, I kind of remember everyone saying how Burton's Batman (the first one of course) was so dark and gritty back when it came out. I guess the only comparison was the Adam West show before it.

Y'know, it's not like any of this was any big secret before the marriage. Katie Holmes is as cute as a button but I don't think she should get a pass, like all this business was sprung on her deep into the marriage or something.

Y'know, it's not like any of this was any big secret before the marriage. Katie Holmes is as cute as a button but I don't think she should get a pass, like all this business was sprung on her deep into the marriage or something.

Let us not forget the corn pone juggernaut that was the Beverly Hillbillies/Pettitcoat Junction/Green Acres multiverse.

Let us not forget the corn pone juggernaut that was the Beverly Hillbillies/Pettitcoat Junction/Green Acres multiverse.

Yeah, just because it's on PBS a lot doesn't mean anyone actually watches it.

Yeah, just because it's on PBS a lot doesn't mean anyone actually watches it.

I never stopped calling it "Good Morning Miss Bliss."

I never stopped calling it "Good Morning Miss Bliss."

In our house we called the Simpsons "Lindsey Naegle." For some reason that was the only character any of us could remember.

In our house we called the Simpsons "Lindsey Naegle." For some reason that was the only character any of us could remember.