A friend of mine (no, really) was recently in Germany and managed to find his way to a brothel, which over there are all above-board and legal. Apparently the lady who was to be his companion for the evening - or part thereof - got quite upset when all he wanted was a cuddle and for her to teach him some German…

If you didn't see them, last week's replies to @avclub-df106893a4574bccb7bce1ff66e788b9:disqus regarding his similar quandry - to friend or not to friend - pretty much ran the gamut, and are well worth a read. The conclusion I drew was that if you are the type of person for whom it is not an issue to remain friends -…

Since when did Caravan of Courage not count as a Star Wars movie?

My very first screen crush, from being subjected to repeated afternoon TV viewings of At Sword's Point and Sinbad The Sailor from the age of three and up. It is a bit disturbing to think back and see how much of what I have found head-turning in the opposite sex throughout adolescence and adulthood - steely redheads…

So it's a song parody; and very "zoo radio circa 1996" it is too. Yeesh.

Hey, congrats on the Keyboard Geniuses kudos-o-rama! Yaay!

You Shook Me All Night Long is - according to Bryan Johnson - actually about having explosive diarrhea; he apparently added the stuff about cars afterwards to make it more sexy. Gotta love that man…

I don't think the context you refer to is British, but more like the way a six year-old would understand the line; which - judging by the rest of the lyrics - seems to be either their target demographic, or simply the highest level the songwriters could aim for.

Or people actually called 'Lillian'.

I believe that for you to proceed might leave you somewhat morally compromised; however, I also enjoy rubbernecking, and love a good hare-brained scheme as much as the next random faceless internet commenter.

*Plays "Incredible Hulk" outro theme, adds wah-wah pedal and funky bass*

After watching The Interview I wouldn't call James Franco "lifeless and wooden", but rather "spectacularly inept".

Maverick, which ran from '57-'62.

On the point of a knife, if I recall correctly.

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By contrast, what do you feel about the ending of Some Kind Of Wonderful?

Stop The Cavalry by Jonah Lewie might be my all-time favorite Christmas song: utilising late 70s synths and anti-war rhetoric, a New Wave odd-bod showed both Lennon and McCartney how to make a proper Chrimbo record. Sad but uplifting, honest but heart-warmingly sentimental: I'm not sure how much airplay it's ever had…

Maybe Caspare just had an awful house?

Good god, and all this time I thought Menswear were the nadir of Britpop…

Maybe an unflushed toilet?