Just out of curiosity… Which Zelda?

Are you talking about Jar-Jar Binks?

Wishmaster in the 90s? I thought the parade of horror icons was that movie's only selling point…

Umm… I'm hungry?

Since she did also pose for the photograph at the top of this article, I would say that her subsequent career has been both substantial and fulfilling:

With no officical Savage Dik thread apparent this week, I'll just post this to be posting this.

I saw The Streets touring A Grand Don't come For Free (which I still regard as a decent record, with maybe a few truly outstanding tracks); everyone on the stage - and most of the audience - were bombed out of their skulls, and it was one of the most frenetic, fucked-up and fantastic live shows I've ever seen.

It's shot in New Mexico: blue sky + desert.

Arlo was a mean drunk: an abusive spouse, and an abusive father. He was not a good man riven by a wife who made him a cuckold, or a cuckoo child in his nest. He was a complete shit of a man, a domestic abuser most likely raised in a similar crappy, frustrated and abusive environment: to say that his contempt for his…

"We know nothing of the basis of Arlo's contempt for Raylan…"

"Tuppence Middleton".

There's a point in everyone's life when people have to start parenting themselves; it sounds like you hit that point a long time ago, a lot earlier than most but that's the real shit luck of the draw. You sound mature, worldly and responsible enough to take it on; and furthermore, that you would be way happier in your…

Shhhh!!! You'll ruin Savage Dik!

Huzzah and hallelujah; for someone so fucking smart, Dan Savage can be a complete & utter child at times. "You're an adult: use your adult skills and address this shit with your husband like an adult" would have been my first go-to. "If all else fails, cheat" might have followed, but only after calm discussions,…

SHE WAS TIRED, OKAY?!?!

Ah, but you're forgetting that tractor pulls will also have increased exponentially in size by then. And available rope thickness.

@The Colonel has it in one: ^^^ this would absolutely be my advice as well. Especially if you're going from online relationships to meet-and-bone IRL hook-ups: being comfortable with someone's personality and being comfortable enough to get naked and sweaty with them - along with all the attendant pressure of it being…

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One of the best guys I've ever known was in this situation. He only got out of it via divorce, and only then a good ten or fifteen years after he should have done the DTMFA thing. Because he was a big sturdy guy he thought he could handle it; and because of that, most of the other people who knew about the domestic…

The first time a woman went down on me to climax and then swallowed, I suffered an uncontrollable laughing fit that lasted more than five minutes. It actually got kind of scary that I couldn't stop; she was a trooper tho, and took it as a compliment that she had scrambled my brains to that extent.