Did anyone else hear this as Mel Gibson doing an extended schtick in Christian Bale's "Angry Batman" voice?

John Hawkes is a genius idea. Have him transmute into W. Earl Brown = even better.

I would pay to see Mandy Patinkin slay the six-fingered Predator that murdered his father: the sensitive, resourceful "Poncho" Montoya.

I had one of those exploding trucks! I seem to remember that after about a day of play, the shitty plastic cogs that held the spring mechanism wore down and the panels would fly off if even a mouse farted from across the room. By Day 3 - insurance write-off…

No Predator love? It lays all the Governator's other work to waste, like it were Ole Painless herself.

Wicked Witch wins this thread, and possibly several internets to boot.

Second.

Milton effing Keynes? Really?
I'll think I'll hang on for 'Grand Theft Auto: MK Bank Holiday Weekend', where you have to guide your character through a series of interconnecting cycle paths, heist concrete cows and get to gun down Pete Winkelman.

You left out Ricky Jay's Random Roles entry, although possibly because he did curb the Milch-love by saying "…life offstage of Deadwood was as dangerous as it was onstage."

See Deadwood.

More fun can be had watching random re-runs of Friends if you play the "Guess Which Season Of Friends From How Grossly Overweight/Painkiller-Addiction-And-Anorexically Emaciated Matthew Perry Is" game.

All I know is my gut says "maybe".

Shouldn't that be "puny man-animals"?

Don't froget, Emilio Estevez reads A.V. Club.

My apologies, on re-reading my first post it comes across - tone-wise - as rather twatful.

"Ireland's The Waterboys"?
Please tell me that's a sneery wee joke, and not serious. The single constant member and storm centre of The Waterboys, Mike Scott, is an Edinburgh boy through and through. Ireland was only one of many stopping-off points on his musical journey: one that carried The Waterboys from the ashes…

"Grosse Point Blank" trumps any argument: Jizbam1 carries the day.

'Energy saving lightbulb'-pushing vampires dispatched with stakes to the heart by David Cameron wearing Ray-Bans a leather duster?

fuck Ozzy - as long as they get Paddy Considine as Tony Iommi, it's a winner.

From what I recall, the shark ended up impaled on the bowsprit of the research vessel.