I think the whole "lol I said something dumb to cause other people to refute/yell/get mad at me" trend is the worst thing about the internet. The concept of "trolling" - that if anyone takes notice the troll has somehow "won" - seems very backwards. Oh no, people replied to you as if you were an actual human being!…

That Alison Janney is still incredibly sexy - not surprising.
That Arsenio has a talk show - fairly surprising. I thought the ArSheerio Paul show was the only thing going on.

Fuck the jokes - give us a history lesson!!!

My favourite thing about this episode is the funny place names bit - I was born in Rancho Cucamonga, went to Whitman College in Walla Walla Washington, and briefly lived in Seattle. So I think I have to live in Keokuk for a year to complete the set. 

Me too. It is the kind of thing nature would do.

ARMAGEDDON PLAN

Also part latino

"Why is the Terminator humping the Roomba?"

Your competing magazine "Nice" would cover Feldman's birthday in the following way:

A lot of the frequent posters here would be e static if such an event was happening at a house next to theirs.

And one day, that ugly duckling turned into a beautiful swan! It was free from being teased, and also the laws of physics. Because swans are magical.

Well, it has a chance to be good - particularly if it cleaves faithfully to the original novel.

Fucking people believing shit!

I'd be all like "Ooh baby, I want to Swift-waterboat THEM puppies"

Where was the Prince Albert who was Promised?!?

Well, to be fair, using a sex tape as blackmail is probably slightly more empowering than having your mother leak it to the internet to kickstart your empty celebrity career. 

Only with conjoined-twincest does it not count, because it is technically masturbation.

It is silent, like the "M" in "MTV".

WE'RE ALL DOMED!

She really enjoys opening herself up to Jason.