What about What About Bob?!?!?

I know, those were a loooooot of missed masturbation opportunities. All so I could watch Dave Letterman talk to some Asian guy who sold meat.

I don't get it. Mount I'd Like to Fly?

I'm honestly surprised they haven't made a film about how the world is suddenly shrinking and only a gang of multi-ethnic kids can stop it in time.

Peter's Dragoner

Kristen Schaal is (someone who I wish was under the delusion that I am hung like) a horse!

He's probably going to get scurvy. Or AIDS or something.

Zombie kid wasn't his daughter - but was his niece. He took on his brother's name and identity after he died, and saw her as his own. Don't think he ever did naughty stuff with his zombie niece, though.

I feel like "serial zombie rapist" is the natural destination for the character arc of Andrea.

How has no one said Kansass yet?

I got the same vibe from that episode.

But will he provide the voice for the corpse of Billy Crystal to host?!? He remains mum about that possibility!

Brighton Music Hall. Saw him at Great Scott last time around.

Suggestion that notification jokes are played out.

Yeah, I'm going to go see him for the 2nd time this April in Boston.

Yeah, me too.

@Scrawler2:disqus I thought he was a gross tumor that grew up in Ricky Gervais's intestines.

Great, now it won't be nearly as hilarious now that we're all expecting it.

Your replacement of "Baby!" with "etc!" has sucked all the Phil Hartman out of that quotation.

I'd just like to point out that