SATISFACTION YOU DICKHOLE!!!

At first, Willis's demand that the scruffy key grip put on a one-man play of E.T seemed peculiar, but soon the rest of the cast found themselves ensorcelled. 

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus Huh? Sean's plato's cage analogy in this newswire is abject brilliance. Nothing in the Franco post is particularly funny except the subject matter (I mean it is well written as always, but not a stroke of genius).

"Wow, Up All Night turned into a hardcore porn show so gradually I didn't even notice." 

I didn't get a Community notification for THIS?!?!?

Hey, I got offered that part!

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He can write a book called "Sex O'peal"

"Riposte! Parry!"
-Sounds heard at a local high school fencing tournament

He's released like 3 chapters of book 6 online thus far. They're just kind of boring ones.

GRRM's time is spent in the following fashion:

I thought John Grisham syndrome was when you blamed John Grisham for random cultural issues that are not attributable him or any other one novelist?

Look Who's Hitting Men Too

Snakes: "Why did it have to be that cliched reference?!?"

This is a symptom of the larger issue with Parks & Rec: All of the main characters are essentially superhuman, and their "flaws" amount to nothing more than cute quirks. It isn't a show about a workplace that behaves like a family in that they love each other despite their flaws, but rather about a bunch of people…

I'M PAINTING REALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you talking about brands of perfume?

When Bishop Howard got the order to sweep his congregation's child abuse problems under the rug, he took the directive a tad too literally. 

I hope this gets into the Library of Congress archive.

At first I thought you were replying to silly buns, and was suggesting that s/he forgot to rape the girl that as punishment for preferring FG to the Simpsons. I'm glad that wasn't the case - it would have been the 6th most offensive thing I've read on here.