I meant a gang of nuns lead by a habit possessed by the even more evil spirit that used to wear the habit before being killed by John's father. Obviously.

Because no one is genius enough to come up with a movie where a habit of evil nuns takes Vatican City hostage and John McClane has to fight them off.

That's a lot of Hooey. 

I was brave enough to not watch and just skim the fashion blogs today for any wardrobe malfunctions. 

The harder you live, the faster life passes you by!

Clearly our tchers are not tching our students very well anymore.

GRRM is clearly more innovative and a better writer, but there are some areas RJ excels in more so - setting description, for instance. (Of course RJ will sink pages and pages into this kind of thing, so much so it becomes problematic for pace….but you do get a much better feel for the world than GRRM gives you).

I've read this series through like 7 or 8 times. The intricacy of the world has always put it in an entirely different league than most other fantasy epics. Seeing it compared to Goodkind and that like always baffles me. Sure, Jordan got so caught up in the world that the writing and plot got excessively slow, but at…

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if they did a story line about the Dowager Countess riding in a car that vibrated so wildly she had an orgasm.

When Mary opened her eyes while kissing Matthew, that's a sure indication that she'll experience some bad luck. So what will it be? My money is on the ghost of the Turkish guy haunting her vagina. 

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus I prefer my humour to be a little more rye, thank you.

Eh, close enough.

I have nothing to add, I just feel the need to comment on a historic newswire. Like taking home a piece of the Berlin wall. 

I have nothing to add, I just feel the need to comment on a historic newswire. Like taking home a piece of the Berlin wall. 

FIVE MILLION OLD PEOPLE CAN'T ALL BE WRONG

FIVE MILLION OLD PEOPLE CAN'T ALL BE WRONG

Wow, Winona really stole the show in that music video! And I mean that literally - she walked away from it with a purse stuffed full of props and outfits.

Wow, Winona really stole the show in that music video! And I mean that literally - she walked away from it with a purse stuffed full of props and outfits.

I have made a more lasting commitment to queer rights: I refuse to get married until the pope goes down on a tranny.

I have made a more lasting commitment to queer rights: I refuse to get married until the pope goes down on a tranny.