I'd love to know how you think reporting of sales figures works. Do you think that each time an album is sold, it digitally sends a signal to a big display that immediately changes from 999,999 sold to 1,000,000?!?

I'd love to know how you think reporting of sales figures works. Do you think that each time an album is sold, it digitally sends a signal to a big display that immediately changes from 999,999 sold to 1,000,000?!?

My girlfriend does that.

My girlfriend does that.

Agent Fox Molder from a band of gypsies in Romania. Because they eat moldy foxes there.

Agent Fox Molder from a band of gypsies in Romania. Because they eat moldy foxes there.

Agent Snooty Butthole from Whereveryoulive-ville.

Agent Snooty Butthole from Whereveryoulive-ville.

You're comparing apples and slightly less good, more formulaic apples.

You're comparing apples and slightly less good, more formulaic apples.

She's pretty
I'm sad

She's pretty
I'm sad

The AVClub staff on the whole seems to misunderstand American Beauty. They see it as cliched suburban bashing, when it is a powerful treatment on aesthetics and Nietzschean yes-saying.

The AVClub staff on the whole seems to misunderstand American Beauty. They see it as cliched suburban bashing, when it is a powerful treatment on aesthetics and Nietzschean yes-saying.

Thanks! Anus.

Thanks! Anus.

Busy Philips, Jackson Publick, and Gillian Jacobs?!? Goddamn it, I'm going to have to listen to a podcast that Thompkins is in, aren't I? 

Busy Philips, Jackson Publick, and Gillian Jacobs?!? Goddamn it, I'm going to have to listen to a podcast that Thompkins is in, aren't I? 

I don't even watch TV thursday nights anymore without Community on. I know that is sad….but I have no desire to turn on the TV. 

I don't even watch TV thursday nights anymore without Community on. I know that is sad….but I have no desire to turn on the TV.