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Every time people get rained on by Draco, someone's going to have a flashback to some golden shower Harry Potter fanfiction that they wrote. 

Every time people get rained on by Draco, someone's going to have a flashback to some golden shower Harry Potter fanfiction that they wrote. 

BUT ITS A GREAT COLLEGE

BUT ITS A GREAT COLLEGE

Are you saying his daughters will star in a remake of 2 Broke Girls?!? 

Are you saying his daughters will star in a remake of 2 Broke Girls?!? 

If they had wanted to be more true to form, instead of being about a bunch of female action *stars*, this movie should just be a bunch of actresses who have played the hapless love interests in high profile action movies in the past, all on a mission together to find some beefy hunk who will fuck them after saving the

If they had wanted to be more true to form, instead of being about a bunch of female action *stars*, this movie should just be a bunch of actresses who have played the hapless love interests in high profile action movies in the past, all on a mission together to find some beefy hunk who will fuck them after saving the

Also Girl push ups are also stealth blowjob jokes.

Also Girl push ups are also stealth blowjob jokes.

Good - that means Bill Murray is free to play Abed's mother!

Good - that means Bill Murray is free to play Abed's mother!

I blinked twice. BUT NOT WITH MY EYES. 

I blinked twice. BUT NOT WITH MY EYES. 

Well, that is a thing about the Mob Doctor.

Well, that is a thing about the Mob Doctor.

So friendly "volunteers" are going to ruin most of her shows until she changes this policy, no? That seems like the obvious outcome. 

So friendly "volunteers" are going to ruin most of her shows until she changes this policy, no? That seems like the obvious outcome. 

Look everybody, its our new friend, Poochimus Prime!

Look everybody, its our new friend, Poochimus Prime!