Great, now my penis is crying too! 

*Yeardly Smith smacks you across the face *

Since I stopped watching the Office before this season, I was wondering if anyone can tell me: Did they ever do a joke where Spader tried to get Ellie Kemper to become a Maggie Gyllenhall-esque secretary? Or at least circle her memos in red markers?

I think all of the incest is confined to Season 1. Although there's an upcoming scene with a peach that comes pretty close!!

Frustrated by being beaten to the Mannequin-joke punch, I went on over to the movie's wikipedia page, and discovered one of the greatest movie summaries I've ever read. It is like someone did a book report on the movie for 9th grade English class and threw the result up on the wiki.

I do think we've all been waiting for the day when there's an HBO-level quality show done about the USSR.

1. Only if "spark" meant "cock".
B. Shut the hell up.

I wonder if the carpet matches the pubes!

Yes conceptually it is very fun, and thrilling for a first time viewer. But when you're rewatching it, its like just an hour of Marty hiding in places.

Back to the Future 3 is a million times more fun to rewatch than Back to the Future 2. The beginning of BotF2 is stupid, because they wrote themselves into a corner with the ending of 1 with the "Come along Jennifer, its your kids!" teaser that they never thought would have to be adhered to by a sequel (ah, the…

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I'm Lizzing! 

I can't objectively rate the Eli storyline, because anything that has both Parker Posey and Amy Sedaris in it I will uncritically adore.

Scapped plot line for Lost season 7: The "Nothers" appear in heaven and hide their intentions in a menacing fashion!

While I don't remember much of anything about season 3, I got the impression that they made Parker so promiscuous not so that they could shame her for being a slut, but rather because it makes a larger contrast between her hyper-excitement to embrace the college experience and the fallout afterwards.

And in that last photo, it kind of looks like Piz actually has one.

It is heart-warming to see Chris Brown strike such a blow for the notion of redemption.  All of his doubters and haters really have a black eye on their reputations now!

I don't believe anyone has ever written so many words about Demolition Man without a reference to the Three Seashells popping up, the true legacy of this movie. 

"…he’s trying to spoil misconceptions about the show for those that still think in their heart of hearts that Cougar Town is a show about Courteney Cox fucking younger guys."

In retrospect, naming the horse "Elmer" might have been a bad omen.