Peg is, in fact, the correct answer.

Something something Dawes.

My Dad would call that a Dad Joke.

Why, i and 1? Do you think that a MAN can't do that job? Do you think that having a penis disqualifies you from working as one of the so-called "feminine" organs?!? Like a male uterus would be too busy watching football to care for a fetus?!? Don't force your gender stereotypes on MY organs. I'll have you know that my…

No players will ever try, since the risk of injury is just as great at the start of season (and has bigger repercussions then, even).

*Crosses out "more" in red ink*

Well, he does have a hole in his soul.

"On Lost, it was, “What’s the Island?” along with about a million other questions. And on Carnivàle, the question is, “What the hell is going on?” much of the time."

Yeah, wrong. S2 was all about Justin/Ben finding and accepting their roles, while setting up the future of Sophie as the Omega.

I rank PTA Disbands as #1 overall Simpsons episode, with Lemon of Troy a close 2nd. 

The finger thing means the Taxes is the funniest single moment in all of the Simpsons. 

I can't remember a joke or joke-like thought if my life depends on it. It was just that I happened to be listening to Neil Young when I saw the article, and it was only a few mental leaps from Young to Carly Simon.

You're so Bane!!
I bet you think this song is amorphgbg mlorphghmm.

That's why scientists *hate* science fiction. 

Clearly Monsieur O'Neal has not realized this contradiction. His face will soon be red!!

Rape of Donald Duck?

I'd go with a B or B+. This episode seemed quite a bit funnier than most of them past season; I like it more when they focus the humour on dialogue than Todd's awkward lies. 

My comments under the recent Podmass actually delve into that particular flavour and affectation. 

He's just slowly transitioning into writing full-on Onion pieces. 

Mr. Toad's Wild Ride is definitely my favourite part of Disneyland.