Chevy's never looked better!

Oops! My devotion knows no bounds except my stupidity I guess.

A is for the Awe you feel, when you gaze up-on her,
L is for the Little smiles she bears!
L is here again to remind us she's so Lovely,
I is who wants to sniff her underwears!
S is for the Sons of hers I'd conceive (like a male seahorse)
O is for the Orgasmic interludes that gave rise to aforementioned sons
N is for Never!;…

I find it *especially* easy to get off on that particular tangent.

I wish that I was the thing off camera that she was gazing at….*sigh*

Just a second vagina in their chest-hole.

What's even more outrageous is the 9.2 they gave to the album Greendale Air Conditioning Repair 101; Audio Edition.

I'm pretty sure his first name is just "Geeze".

Progressively? You know what else "progressed"?!? The Holocaust.

If you bad mouth OUR GIRL again, I will blind you - to vision.

I mean, like, poisoning people *intentionally* (Mirri Maz Dur, and various things in book 5)

Nah, Dany makes Mirri Maz Dur (sic methinks) take care of his small wound, and then it starts festering and getting worse and worse. It wasn't said outright that she helped make things worse rather than treating him, but it was heavily implied. (GRRM has a thing against medical figures, given that and how many of the…

Your mother didn't mind when I stretched her….mind! (The ellipses created dramatic tension that gave added weight to the twist at the end).

I give it an A- - the storyline and reveal was extremely excellent, but it wasn't a very funny episode. But still, it did the kind of thing that HIMYM does better than anyone else, and so I loved it.

You're such an Oedipussy!

Its not her fault she can't swallow that fast!

Well its only fair; the goat that was on the cover of my middle school biology textbook turned out to be a big celebrity in Azerbaijan.

Resomated? When were we first somated? 

If you lift open the cardboard flap over Santa's crotch, you will see he's already a little occupied. 

"The members of Ensembell really seemed like props in this episode."