1. Shut up.
B. I miss Herman's Head.

Your joke is so funny, that you might ACTUALLY be Ray Romono. 

True Blood owns its stupidity, delights in it, and offers up plenty of entertaining moments. Nothing is entertaining about the last few seasons of Dexter.

I can't watch the opening because it reminds me of my own mortality in a forceful fashion.

One time my friend and I got so high that we tried to watch The Rock, but never made it past the DVD title screen….because we'd just wait for Sean Connery to growl "Welcome..to The Rock" and then the resulting dramatic music, which would make us giggle for the two minutes it took for the sequence to repeat.

Not into this, but I would pay a pretty penny for Community Chicken Fingers.

"Unnatural Love" is definitely the best episode of the whole series. But season 1 had the benefit of them using basically all of the songs that had been the core of their act for almost a decade. No surprise that it was a bit harder to come up with new stuff, even though they largely succeed. 

That's why I hate you.

The director said "Ok Patton, in this scene I really want to see you out-act Kevin James", and Patton said "Yeah, I think I can manage that". 

As someone who got a degree in Philosophy but has since turned away from academia, I have thought quite a bit about turning to a life of crime. Years of stealing from parents, the system, and your future self prepares you for that lifestyle.

She looks pretty good for a girl who's been mostly eaten by coyotes.

You must have some crazy chin fetish.

For example: Having to deal with incessant, horny commenters is the curse Sean O'Neal must endure in exchange for his being such a pretty princess. 

I disagree. Zelda and Mario games get a huge pass because of who they are. The reason they became iconic franchises is because in the NES/SNES eras, LoZ, LttP, SMB3, and SMW were WAAAAY better than all of the other games at the time. Like the difference in quality was huge. But that's not the case anymore, gaming has…

I would slap you if you didn't have such nice, American titties.

I LOVED Zelda 2 as a kid. When it came out it was WAAAAYYY better than Zelda 1. I liked the magic spells, the gaining experience, the tactical nature of fighting the progressively tougher knights and crap…

Well, it is the greatest Zelda game of all time. But its no Chronotrigger. 

I do not know that, actually.

Your randomness is too precise! Too seriously absurd, rather than absurdly serious. 

Was that the sequel to a Rural Juror?