Lisa breeds faces!

And that's how women fall prey to one of the tricks in the male's arsenal. If we are not on-face desirable, then we toss out enigmas left and right, which causes women to stay around longer than they otherwise would in curiosity or fascination. 
You should have listened to your gut instinct to bail out.

The real question is WHEN gives a Tyler Perry's shit?

MAI

Goes and listens to "She's Not There" 50 times. 

I disagree. There is a unifying raison d'etre that classic rock shares, and that grunge and other 90s alt-rock cannot participate in.

Would adding a side of deep house to that classic rock entree change your mind at all?

They never tell you when you're a child that your heroes will grow up, become grotesque, melted lumps of their former selves. and will become as petty and embittered as the nerds that used to worship them.

It never made any bloody sense. Isn't a bloodless reanimated corpse the LAST person a vampire would want to marry?!? Or is that the subtext about women being attracted to opposites? I dunno anymore. 

"For example, perhaps the new Munsters will examine how economic circumstances forced them to take in Lily’s elderly father as well as their niece—graaaaave economic circumstances."

Yes, let's have a class action law suit against all lawyers! Wait, then who would prosecute the case?? There'd be a conflict of interest!! The lawyers that did so would have to be DOUBLE-SUED. This thing keeps on getting more complicated; where's Alicia Florrick to sort it all out?

In America, rehearsing is for fags.
In Britian, fags are for rehearsal.

Lost is like the Dark Tower series - almost endless possibility, only to have an ending that essentially ruins all that came before it. 

Yeah all of those are good too. Although some of the short stories really freak me out. What was that one about teleportation - the Jaunt or something? 

You mean there's something we can add to the pantheon of great King works along with Stand, It, and books 1-4 of the Dark Tower?? 

When has a south park episode ever had more than 1 joke? 

GILF!

Don't be such an ASSterix. 

The learning curve on how to basically play and move around and fight and stuff isn't too steep. The real learning curve is how to make your own fun and learn what kind of things are possible. It is as un-linear as a game can be, so you kind of just have to wander. 

You chose…….poorly.