Maybe they're gambling that the other candidates won't have access to any ethnic lesbians or OCD-having eccentrics (the only types of people who can uncover things, as we know). Hey, where'd that guy go, anyways? Or did Peter smite him into oblivion for revealing the Kalinda-Peter hookup? 

Independent and quasi-rebellious Jewish girl > Conniving and manipulative girl with weird-face.

I'm excited by the prospect of more Eli's daughter. And the scene with the laptop was hilarious. Otherwise a meh episode as the show is concerned. 

Arrested Development has more brilliance in 5 episodes than Cheers has in its entire run. 

Tebow > Crystal

Ah, this reminds me of my high school math classes, when if I didn't know the answer I'd just write down a bunch of pointless equations and steps, and usually get half-credit out of pity.

99% of the world's infants are being imprinted on by 1% of the werewolves!!

Would you prefer a drum rhombus? 

I also wish political shows had an austere British ginger informing candidates that they are the weakest link, a blond woman in a dress turning over large glowing letters, large amounts of green ooze that falls on them at random times, and tons of Whammies running around doing mischievous things.  Oh, and, integrity.

AR REPUBLIC

"Excuse me young man, but the derivative of (x-y)squared divided by arctangent is NOT a giant jizz stain. You'll have to redo this".

"I only signed on because Brett and I were going to skip rehearsal and go check out big asses." 

South Park is funny 1 out of every 50 episodes or so. 2 Broke Girls has a better ratio. 

If a news item is so boring that Sean O'Neal can't say anything funny about it in his post, then it did not happen.

Gay!

As my name is Starr Sturck, I shall be suing both of you.

Hasta la Renaissance, baby! 

Tried too hard; good too little.

I disagree; he seems to be pretty gay to me, and he didn't need to practice it. 

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