But you can chokeslam all your problems away.

"And that's the bottom line, 'cause Diddy said so!"

There's still Dog the Bounty Hunter to worry about.

So no one paid attention to Amelie's hatred of superhero sequels?

Before or after Drake murders it?

You're probably both right, but those other doctors don't have their failures regularly shown on TMZ. I guess what I'm saying is I find it hard to believe  Pinsky has a actual medical degree.

They're obedient servants who continually follows closely behind their meal ticket, fawning and pathetically eager to please.

When it's made from black people, it's called Soylent Brown…and is best served Cajun style.

Seeing as he's now working on FOXNews as one of  O'Reilly's fartcatchers, no one.

A real doctor would have had his license revoked if they had Dr. Drew's success record.

Look on the bright side, maybe it will bring on the cancellation of "Rules of Engagement finally.

His head is big enough to pass as Uatu.

Goes well with kalkalish-on-a-stick

"I will roam the land to find the one who fits this cock ring."

Like Little Boy Blue, she needed the money.

Andrew Dice Clay approves said comment; it was part of his act in the early 90s.

Is "Kowabunga" the appropriate response to this news?

But April O'Neil will still be played by a horrible actress, right?

I'll wait for the Mix Master Mike remix edition.

I'm sure his new career in electronica will more than pay the bills his Bible class sends him.