And somewhere Julianna Margulies and George Clooney smile at their post "ER" successes…

Please Hitler, Don't Hurt 'Em

We've got nothing better to do
Than to sit on the toilet
And have a liquid poo

Hulk Hogan

Spider-sense tingling…

"I'd like to solve the puzzle! Daniel Gay Lewis?"

Pat Sajak should host the Oscars, he's pretty bland and non-controversial.

Watch out for your cornhole, bud.

Wasn't this the premise of a bad "Punisher" comic book series that got cancelled?

No, they weren't as perky as this year's were…plus, they were teamed up with that penis James Franco. This year, Hathaway's nipples proved they can stand up on their own.

Your bar of soap is semi-soft, doesn't smell good, and the lather it makes isn't producing a lot of bubbles, what gives?

I would rather see Anne Hathaway's rock-hard nipples be given a chance to host.

Seth MacFarlane, what a cunt, amirite?

He's the fake mayor of Gay Town

An MSG-related seizure?

Ken Jeong should do something with Chevy Chase, I hear he's unattached to any projects these days…

Anyone else see John Leguizamo starring in "Vibe: The Motion Picture"?

It involves magnets…

I already knew that Courtney, I follow you on Twitter

Don't forget, Alec is still related to Stephen Baldwin…