It's going to turn out that Coulson is an LMD but so were all the other Coulsons. There was never a guy, just LMDs that have died like 15 times.

"Have you heard of the Avengers project?"

Then you didn't grow up in the 80s. He was within earshot pretty much constantly from around 1985-1988.

Due to a misread, now I want to hear a GWAR cover of Ween's  "The Going Gets Tough from the Getgo."

"We banned the universe of Billy Ocean during the Great Billy Ocean Wars Of Nemulac 5."

Only David Lynch could properly delve into the true psychosexual horror of the land of make believe.

To try an replicate the success of Modern Family, are they going to start off pretty well, and then gradually deteriorate and get lazier every successive season until no one cares anymore?

Mrs. Featherbottom?

We'll still sort of half-watch it as long as it's not a serious episode. The balance of watchable episodes to serious ones used to be much better than it has been lately.

The bits I've seen with it look like he's trying to make a parody of an awful sitcom. It's so dumb I have trouble believing he's not making it awful on purpose, as some sort of FU to the networks for cancelling his two previous very good (Richter) and excellent (Ted) shows.

It's a right-wing masturbatory fantasy. White people never get in trouble for using guns in those.

He was straight up, literally, murdered by his boss, though.

It was NBC. Just having the cast's families watching probably put it in their top 3 shows.

In his first episode, Kirk rams the galactic barrier for the hell of it and kills nine people offscreen, then a few more get killed later on. And how many wars does he pick with the Klingons or Romulans alone?

Spiro Agnew? I'd call "getting caught" incompetence in his specific case.

I think she was usually a producer, though she liked reporting and would get swept up by it every so often.

He was taking advantage of the hair while he had it. Looking at him now, can you blame him?

As a master of disguise, he was probably capable of impersonating anyone he needed to to keep his job. I think he was Cuddy in season 3.

Hasn't Homer been fired like 25 times by now, though?

I read the preview chapter of the first one on my kindle, and basically decided that there was absolutely no way in hell I could make it through 5,000 pages of his prose. I'd have force my way through a 300 page novel for the story, but I could literally read 20 other books I'd rather read in the time it would take me…